festival tan 

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

festival tan by danderzion October 18, 2013

Festival Mode 

'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.

Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"

Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"

Festival Mode by picklerick8 April 19, 2018

Festival titties 

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.

You have festival titties!

Festival titties by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018

Festival bros 

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

Festival bros by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

festival of dogs 

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."

"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."

festival of dogs by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020

festival crack 

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

festival crack by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021

Festival X

The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.

Boy 1: Bro did you see that Maya chick?
Boy 2: Yea, she is a festival X

Festival X by CappyDog September 11, 2021