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When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

diarrhea by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012

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Diarrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

"Shit, I think I have diarrhea."

Diarrhea by FavouriteWorstNightmare August 31, 2014

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Diarrhea

The brown pee like liquid that comes out your butt and is not pretty after it's out

Wow she had lots of Diarrhea in the toilet

Diarrhea by HelixForce December 7, 2016

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Diarrhea

Second level Diarrhea spell in the FINAL FANTASY series.

Cloud casts Diarrhea. Sephiroth takes 2430 damage!

Diarrhea by Lord Diarrhea November 13, 2007

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