crooked in ya grill 

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

crooked in ya grill by matt_heard September 8, 2009

Crooked City 

Corpus Christi, TX

Only the strong survive in the Crooked City.

- Elite 1

Crooked City by the_hot_fire September 16, 2009

cranked one 

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

cranked one by nobody else here April 22, 2017

crooked mile 

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

crooked mile by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

Crooked Dick 

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

Crooked Dick by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass 

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007

Cranked A Steamer 

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

Cranked A Steamer by Deny September 16, 2006