snacky crackers 

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

snacky crackers by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

Jesus Crackers 

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

Jesus Crackers by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Matzo crackers 

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

Matzo crackers by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

orange crackers 

Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.

Can I get the orange crackers?

Why? They taste like shit.

Yeah that’s the point.

orange crackers by Possibly autistic April 22, 2023

The lawnmower ate my crackers 

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

The lawnmower ate my crackers by ImAWall February 12, 2019

After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."

"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"

After Sex Crackers by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021

Pack of Crackers 

A group of white friends.

What's up my Pack of Crackers!

Pack of Crackers by 80onmywrist111 January 17, 2018