A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of
evil. The cock-juggling thunder
cunt is in fact so
evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his
vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would
mean all the
butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder
cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder
cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the
fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder
cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her
friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
