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Beer Braces 

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.
Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces
Beer Braces by Club489 November 13, 2011

boots and braces 

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
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when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.
boots and braces by awff February 10, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces 

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.
Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

Basement Braces

Term commonly used in Detroit toward "bitches" who want to have braces so bad that they get them done in a basement for a much lower price.
Monae: JaNella teeth still ain't straight? She them braces since 9th grade.
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces

Belt and Braces

The act of wearing two condoms to ensure no accidents occur.

Often when the female is rather promiscuous

Just like wearing a belt and braces to ensure you're trousers don't fall down.
Woman: "Why are you putting two condoms on"

Man: "Belt and Braces my love."
Belt and Braces by Adiosboss January 22, 2010