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amish bowling 

It’s bowling but the pins are amish people and the ball is your car. Hitting an individual Amish is 10 points while hitting an Amish on a scooter is 15 point. What you really should aim for would have to be the buggy’s because they’re a whopping 25 points each.
Bro what am I supposed to do the bowling alley closed down? That’s easy bro Amish Bowling.
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Grand Avenue Bowling 

A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.

The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.
Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.

Chicken Balling 

Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.
Nothing really gets me going like when I am Chicken Balling that Molly bitch.
Chicken Balling by Barry11 February 19, 2008

Fence Bowling 

A very common activity among teenagers of Tsawwassen, British Columbia, Canada. The perpetrators kick in or body check a person's fence until it is smashed. It makes a boring night fun.
Yo we just bowled the fence at old man Oeuvray's trailer park!
Fence Bowling by Dirty Dirty June 12, 2004

butter-balling 

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
butter-balling by Professor Poo January 11, 2008

bowling for soup 

Started in 1994, they have produced 7 albums. Signed to Jive in 1999, they have produced 3 albums on that label: 2000's Let's Do It For Johnny, 2002's Drunk Enough To Dance (2nd Release in 2003), and 2004's A Hangover You Don't Deserve.

'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' was nominated for a Grammy in 2003, but they lost to No Doubt.

Great live, and they have to be one of the best bands ever.

And yes, 1985 was written by SR71, but it went through Jaret and was re-written.
Bowling For Soup = Best Band Ever. End of story.

Camp Billings

The happiest place on earth. My favorite place to be. More than a camp, it's a family. Located in Farlee Vermont.