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Baby Dick Health 

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!
Baby Dick Health by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

baby dick ass nigga

a person that have a baby dick ;little;shmeat
baby dick ass nigga by Define man CJ November 29, 2018

baby-dick-nonsense 

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna
Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

baby dick ass nigga

When someone has a small penis you call them Baby dick ass nigga.

Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.
Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) 

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.
When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).