Tend to the axe-wound 

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

Tend to the axe-wound by The Awesome February 5, 2005

rusty axe wound 

A female crotch. Also can be said when a female is on their period.

"she has a rusty axe wound"

rusty axe wound by sXe Lava May 7, 2003

hairy axe wound 

a euphemism for a vagina. hairy, due to the pubic hair, and an axe wound, since the vagina forms a slit similar to the cut of an axe wound

i sure would like to place my penis in her hairy axe wound

hairy axe wound by shingle June 20, 2007

Hairy Axe Wound 

Basically, just 1940's slang for a womans vagina.

Often used as an insult or joke.

Go shave your hairy axe wound, slaag!

Guy 1: We were fucking last night and her axe wound was so flipping hairy!

Guy 2: Definitely avoid HER in the future.

Hairy Axe Wound by loungelizardairbiscuit April 16, 2010

moss covered axe wound 

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

moss covered axe wound by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006

Hairy Axe Wound 

Womans private parts

He booted her right in the hairy axe wound.

Hairy Axe Wound by hairyaxewound December 13, 2009

Gaping Axe Wound 

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

Gaping Axe Wound by JudeRunner June 28, 2025