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airport CEO 

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.
Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.
airport CEO by DaWisest March 1, 2021

Airport vagina 

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina
I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!
Airport vagina by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

airport 10 

A person seen at the airport who would normally reside within the five to seven range on the attractive ends scale. Their presence in the airport, compounded with the fact that one will likely never see them again, often produces lewd and unrealistic fantasies or ideas about joining the mile high club. This creates an airport 10.
Jack: yo Ray, check out that chick over there. She’s a total airport 10!

Ray: it’s never gonna happen pal
airport 10 by Phatsky July 11, 2022

Airport Marriot 

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.
Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!
Airport Marriot by anonymous November 19, 2022

airport literature 

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
airport literature by Derpafish February 15, 2023

airport-go-round 

That seemingly endless cycle of driving around your friends arrival gate in hopes of the slightest chance you will actually recognize him AND slide into a temporary parking spot so you can actually complete the Airport Pick-up Request...before getting stodged by coppers.
Talking to the intended PickUp person's cell..."hey, I am playing Airport-go-Round LAX trying to find you ... these coppers wont let me park even for a mere second..."
airport-go-round by UniqueMonique January 3, 2010