twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

twat waffle by your mom's cafe September 26, 2007

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

Twat Waffle by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016

fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

fugly twat waffle by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017

Westphalia Twat Waffle 

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

twat waffle by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.

Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night

twat waffle by therealgfromia July 24, 2009

twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!

Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.

twat waffle by Travis April 21, 2004