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twatterdnipplewaffle 

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

CHISLING TWATTER 

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.
That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!
CHISLING TWATTER by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008
Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.
You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.
Twatter by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

twattention 

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.
twattention by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011
We don't have twatter or twitter!
Twatter by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face
I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me
twatterlock by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010