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The Screaming Mermaid 

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
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the screaming raccoon 

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.
Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

the screaming seagull 

This is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re Insert it in the girl
Dude that girl screamed like a seagull when I put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull

the screaming welshman 

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.
"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

the screaming sheik 

a sexual position where as the woman is being done doggystyle the man reaches around grabs her by the roof of the mouth and screams like a sheik
the screaming sheik who snowballed my cousin murdered my family
the screaming sheik by Alex August 9, 2003

The Screws 

An active live-streaming group on Instagram and Twitch. The Screws try to livestream everyday. They often play GTA and Call of Duty on Twitch. On Instagram, they just have fun and vibe.
"The Screws are live."
"Dude The Screws are live, come watch"
The Screws by thelorettababes July 15, 2020

the screaming eagle 

When your fucking a chick on the beach then rub your dick in the sand then continue to fuck her.
Did the screaming eagle on the side walk to some slut while finger banging the shit out of her mudflaps
the screaming eagle by Kootlet February 25, 2014