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The Phone Moan 

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
The Phone Moan by RainbowAJ January 23, 2012
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The Phone Call 

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.
I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.
The Phone Call by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

the philippine school Dubai 

A VERY GAY SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. CLASS OF 2024 IS VERY ANNOYING AND SO GAY. EVERYONE IS A BITCH BUT THE BIGGEST BITCH IS WEIL*N AND FAB*OLA U KNOW IF YOU KNOW
me: what school do u go to?
poor kid: the Philippine school Dubai

me: that’s gay

Piss me through the phone 

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

The Phone Check 

when you are walking the wrong direction and don't want to look like a fool walking the opposite way, so you pull out your phone, look at it, then start walking the opposite direction more comfortably.
Mark - look at billy doing the phone check. I should do that instead turning around like an idiot.

Nat - Billy, you're a genius
The Phone Check by mriaborat9 April 4, 2015

kissing through the phone 

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other
Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess

The Phase 

a period of time in which 75-85% of a high school student's conversations are built around drugs
"All James talks about is how much weed he smokes"
"Yeah, he's in the phase"
The Phase by applestrudelman September 24, 2019