thaiarrhea

A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.

My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.

thaiarrhea by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011

Thai Basket 

A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...

Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!

Jim: And why's that?

Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!

Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!

Bob: YEA!

They high five.

Thai Basket by Aubman November 20, 2007

Muay Thai 

Incredibly brutal, violent and effective martial art originating from Thailand, originally taught to Thai soldiers as part of Krabi Krabong.

Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.

I saw some Muay Thai practitioner kill a guy with his bare hands.

Muay Thai by Pornocrasizzle November 22, 2003

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

Thailand surprise by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Thai Smile 

A "smile" where the eyes are nearly closed, but the teeth are showing. This smile is typical for Thai girls when they are getting assfucked by a British tourist. It occurs at the exact moment where the "money" is flowing in. Money that they desperately need to provide for their starving families. When done correctly, this smile will instantly cheer up the room: the same smile is also worn by the similarly short-statured, loud-mouthed, generally obnoxious Gilbert Gottfried.

Book Thai Smile Airways flight tickets & get up to ₹15,000 cashback.

Thai Smile by ThaiSmile December 10, 2018

Thaiarrhea

The multiple day case of diarrhea one gets after eating Thai food.

I ate at that Thai Restaurant and haven't left the bathroom thanks to the Thaiarrhea I got

Thaiarrhea by Regis6900 June 5, 2010

Thai Stick 

High quality marijuana bud that is wraped around a thick stem from a canabis plant with hemp rope. This is done to compress then buds and dry it at a slower pace then is done otherwise. This slow drying process allows for a greater potency of the marijuana. However, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT dipped in opium or some other drug.

I spent most of my college years smoking thai stick, occuping various administration buildings, breaking in to the ROTC...

Thai Stick by BUD BROS 4 LIFE December 8, 2005