T Bag 

Shallow abbreviation of first name "Tom" or "Thomas". Comic shortening of an already short first name. "T" as in "Mr. T". This, among other now imperceptible ponderings, through transmogrification, equals the capitol "T" mixed with the logical addition of "Bag"; especially when under the influence of tequila, hence, T Bag.

"Don't come running to me for answers as to why we destroyed Mrs. Wilson's tulip garden with the delivery truck....Blame it on Mr. T Bag".

T Bag by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007

T Bag 

T BAGGING This is when you hold your girlfriend or someone else's dirty tampon and dip it into your drink and then go bottoms up!!!!

Hey ,i dunked your T bag in my beer honey, I think you should cut down on the garlic babe.

T Bag by deathtub May 16, 2008

T bag 

When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.

Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth

T bag by deontutu May 19, 2019

T-Bag Your Grandma 

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

T-Bag Your Grandma by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

t-bag whore 

A whore that is infected with a large quantity of STDs and then sleeps with tons of people, infecting them. This effect is similar to when a tea bag is placed in water. The tea spreads throughout the water.

That t-bag whore down the street gave the whole neighborhood gonorrhea.

t-bag whore by genomstic April 20, 2008

T-bag and crumpets 

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).

Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.

T-bag and crumpets by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010

T-bag shot 

(used only in games where t-bagging can be used while shooting, e.g. Call of Duty 4)

A T-bag shot is a shot performed while in the process of t-bagging that results into a kill. This means that when standing and produce a kill shot is not a t-bag shot. Also, when in a crouched position and producing a kill shot is also not a t-bag shot. However, when standing and then crouching or vice versa, while in the process of either and then producing a kill shot, this is a T-bag shot.

T-bag shots are separated into two categories: a legit T-bag shot and a noob T-bag shot

A legit T-bag shot is basically a real pro looking shot such as when u can't see the enemy while standing or crouching but only in between. Then while in the process of going to crouch, you shoot and kill. This is a legit T-bag shot.

A noob T-bag shot is a shot is basically a "lucky" shot. When in close encounters, one accidentally presses the crouch/standing button and then shoots and kills, is a noob T-bag shot.

"In Call of Duty 4"

P1: Damn son, I can't see that guy when standing.
P2: He's in that bus, try crouchin
P1: Nope man can't see him, though i could when I was in the process of crouchin
P2: Damn dude just memorize where he is and T-bag shot him man
P1: Alright dawg, I'll try, but im "tom kerboul", i suck at life
P2: Well then ur gonna get shot otherwise or get pwned

T-bag shot by Kitzua12 October 1, 2009