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Alien Abduction Survivor 

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
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Survivor 

A popular reality TV show in which numerous randomly selected contestants make pitiful attempts to survive in a secluded area while they bitch about their workload until they are eventually voted off by their teammates.
"Man, the chicks on survivor won't stop bitching about everything, and those guys are total pussies for not gettin' some poon!"
Survivor by Q-Bert June 1, 2003

Swine 09 Survivor 

A student from Grafton High School (GHS) who survived the Swine Flu Epidemic that swept through in October 2009. The student is still living. They can laugh at all the other students who spent their weekends throwing up, coughing and not eating.
Did you survive swine 09?

I'm a swine 09 survivor!
Swine 09 Survivor by wowzerss 1 November 7, 2009

Survivorexic

A term used to describe female contestants on the CBS reality TV show Survivor that were already too skinny and continue to wither and waste away on the requisite diet of rice, roots, and bugs until they look like bony shells of their former selves.
Courtney Yates of "Survivor: China" was too skinny to begin with but now she's Survivorexic.
Survivorexic by Scottitude December 8, 2007

Survivor 

The 80s Arena (Corporate) Rock band that produced several albums, and numerous smash hits, including "Eye of The Tiger", "High On You", "The Search Is Over", "American Heartbeat", "Is This Love", and "I Can't Hold Back".
Survivor is a great 80s Chicago-based band that everyone should hear.
Survivor by Survivor Fan December 8, 2004

survivor 

A book by Chuck Palahniuk satirizing the American obsession with celebrity. It is perhaps the most hilarious and politically incorrect book of the past twenty years. Revolves around Tender Branson, the last living member of the Creedish Death Cult and newborn televangelist.
“To stand here and try to fix her life is just a big waste of time. People don’t want their
lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their
stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just
the big scary unknown.”
survivor by MrShortBus February 17, 2004

Survivor 

A popular reality TV gameshow. Contestants will have to whine, cry and threaten to quit this game in order to win the million dollars. Bascially, the more you whine, the better chance of winning.
Survivor by PearlPanama October 10, 2003