reader's elbow 

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

reader's elbow by PPPR September 27, 2011

Reared up 

Pronounced “rared up”
Tispy, drunk af, stoned, or just extremely cross fucked to the point you barely remember how to walk

J and ty: yo mike you feelin alright over there
Mike: yeah guyler just feeling a lil reared up rn

Reared up by Lil Otto December 23, 2018

avid_reader

An individual who is always reading books.

“She’s such an avid_reader! All she does is read books.”

avid_reader by ChocCroissant February 2, 2022

The Shadow Reader 

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

The Shadow Reader by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

Reared 

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

Reared by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008

The Baby Mind Reader 

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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.

I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.

The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

Reader's Block 

The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.

Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?

Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.

Reader's Block by Mr.JamesGoudie May 28, 2009