Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.

Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.

by Miss Murder Monroe September 16, 2011

Dirty Quarterback

While having doggystyle sex, the male inserts his thumb into the female's anus while the other four fingers are spread across the top of her ass cheeks resembling a quarterback in the snap position. A dirty sanchez can be performed afterward if the male desires

Dude, I gave Candice the Dirty Quarterback last night. It scared her at first but she liked it!

by DR61 December 27, 2007

Social Media Quarterback

“Social Media Quarterback” is a term created by former NFL player and current analyst Emmanuel Acho to describe Justin Herbert.

It means a quarterback who makes special jaw dropping throws that catches the eye of social media but doesn’t make the necessary plays needed to win the big games. Particularly throws in the earlier in the game rather than in the clutch.

Wow Justin Herbert threw a rocket! But to me he’s just a social media quarterback. He never. Shows up when it counts !

by CV232 November 27, 2022

half snap quarterback

When a man is giving anal to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cucumber in the partners butthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. Leaving the partner knocked out with a bloody nose and a cucumber up their ass.

I gave her the old half snap quarterback for free...lucky ho.

by guntherrenker21 January 14, 2008

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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Smelly Quarterback

When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.

The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.

by S. Lou July 21, 2008

Classroom Quarterback

The douche handing off all their work to the guy next to them and passing the class from anothers work

Guy 1: The Classroom quarterback just gave me all his work, fuck!

Guy 2: sorry for your luck dude.

by MONARCH95 May 2, 2011