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_King_ (programmer) 

Pretty much your overall superior, this sexy Norwegian knows C# to a new level and could make pretty much any software if you asked him to. How would you know he's a C# god? he doesn't use foreach.
_King_ would be the least person you'd expect to skid code.
Hey dude, did you see _King_'s new program?
Yea, it's absolutely fire, i love Visual Source Designer!
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Turd programmer 

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.
That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!
Turd programmer by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009

elite programmer 

A programming guru.

(See sina, hacker)
Dude, he is such an Elite Programmer.
elite programmer by "The Sina" March 6, 2004

java programmer

A type of programmer that is typically misunderstood due to the misunderstanding of what the Java language is, people often believe that Java SDK is Java. Due to the ease of using a software development kit, people who program see Java SDK users as half programmers. Java, however, does not encorporate the SDK and you start with bare bones, not even C can make that boast. Furthermore, a Java Programmer is more experianced with object orentation allowing them to excel in true software development.
He is a Java programmer, what a wus
That is JAVA not Suns Java SDK, why don't YOU try using C without "#include"ing the SDK files.
java programmer by Funkay October 8, 2006

the.programmer 

a smart yet retarded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he'll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he's basically a 1337 nub :D.
what it said above will work.
the.programmer by treeman November 3, 2004

computer programmer 

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

cunt programmer 

A nerd and or dork that is eating out cunt for the first time.
Man: What did you do last night?
Nerd: I was a cunt programmer.