Porch poacher 

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

Porch poacher by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018

pants poacher 

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

pants poacher by ASTK January 18, 2009

Penis Poacher 

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

Penis Poacher by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Ivory Poacher 

An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.

"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"

"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"

Ivory Poacher by RoG03 August 31, 2016

pussy poacher 

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

pussy poacher by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

cock poacher 

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

cock poacher by merlin12volt August 18, 2009

cock poacher 

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

cock poacher by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008