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The Nagasaki Approach 

1. Conflict resolution strategy by which one persists in their behavior despite receiving one retaliatory response, under the presumption that a second retaliatory response will not be given.
2. Continuing to talk shit after getting hit, because you're too stupid to realize you'll just get hit again.

First employed (unsuccessfully) by the Empire of Japan in late 1945 following the August 6 atomic bombing of Hiroshima and prior to the bombing of Nagasaki on August 9.
Friend: "Wait, so that drunk guy kept trying to fight the cops after getting tazed?"
Me: "Yep. He went with the Nagasaki Approach. Figured they wouldn't just taze him again."
Friend: "Fucking idiot."
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The nagasaki

Tell your girl she needs to close her eyes and only open them when you say so.
Right before you come tell her to open them so as soon as she opens her eyes all she sees is a white flash of cum.
Just like atomic bomb you see a bright flash.
Yoo dude, last night I gave my girl

The Nagasaki.
The nagasaki by Jezzaboy June 16, 2022

Operation Nagasaki 

The process of flex sealing your asshole shut and devouring a total of exactly 17 laxative tablets in order to see if you survive.
Josh ended up trying Operation Nagasaki while high on meth and died yesterday. Needless to say the scene was (pretty shitty).

Kim Nagasaki 

kim:i think i can do your dad really well
everybody:kim you're fucking mental
Kim Nagasaki
Kim Nagasaki by d-o-o-t-e-r March 30, 2019

Bat-Shit Nagasaki 

It is the psychological state of a man who loses all social etiquette from an experience so inexplicably ridiculously incomprehensible and thus brashly reacts out of character.
Hey, did you hear about Tan getting the lowest grade in the Final Year Aircraft Design Group Project? He went Bat-Shit Nagasaki and stabbed scrappy with his own prosthetic leg.

Crusty Nagasaki

When a man or transvestite holds their erect penis 1-3 inches from the eye of the sleeping victim. The cock is masturbated until ready to explode, the victim is then woken up by a loud yell or titty twister. At this point the penis unleashes its gooey white load into the victims eye and the victim is promptly knocked out again via a solid donkey punch by a sidekick. A short while later the victim will wake up to realize that they can no longer open one of their eyes as the man gravy has become quite crusty, much to their dismay. To greater effect two cocks can be used to ensure full blindness.
"I totally Crusty Nagasaki'd T.J on Friday night, he was being a douche so he deserved it. Watching him run around half blind afterwards was priceless"
Crusty Nagasaki by C Nuts April 19, 2008

Soup Nagasaki 

Take one can of Campbell's tomato soup. Put it in an oven at 500 degrees and get the hell out of there
I was invited to a party at my ex-girlfriends so I brought some Soup Nagasaki