Lmaooo

Laughing my ass out of orbit. Variation of lmao, where instead of just off, your ass is launched out of the hemisphere by your laughter.

Person 1: aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

Person 2: lmaooo

Lmaooo by Majorusa July 14, 2015

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

lmao my ass off by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018

Lmr 

Lmr means like my recent. Most people use this for TikTok or Instagram. When someone says this it means they want you to go like their most recent post.

Hey go lmr.

Lmr by imacoolkid1 April 16, 2020

Your dad lesbian lmao 

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

Your dad lesbian lmao by Pinklepuff February 21, 2018

lmsydtynimm 

Let Me Suck Your Dick Till You Nut In My Mouth

Gf: Josh come on
Gf: lmsydtynimm
Bf: i forgot you was a freak, but if you say so

lmsydtynimm by Theylove.rhii June 2, 2018

Lmbfao 

A notorious Chinese hacker. Brother of two other hackers named Lmao and Lmfao, they work for the Koreans.

Interrogator : Now we know than Lmfao is actually working with two other people, Lmao and Lmbfao.

Suspect : No.

Interrogator : This is very confusing.

Lmbfao by Vendin' Machin' Vendin' Machin May 31, 2021

Lmao Zedong 

Lmao but with chinese communist leader Mao Zedong

guy: lmao
guy2: Lmao Zedong

Lmao Zedong by yeetusthatfettusmy man September 6, 2018