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the juicer

A play off of the shocker, the juicer is when you have once inserted two in the pink and one in the stink, you use your thumb to stimulate the clit and make her wet. Hence, the juicer.
I gave that bitch the shocker and then gave her the juicer.
the juicer by badass757 May 17, 2006

smooth juicer 

a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers
smooth juicer by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009

Orcutt Lemon Juicer 

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.

octopus juicer 

Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.
The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.
octopus juicer by Rey V March 31, 2008

F-juicer 

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!

Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!

Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
F-juicer by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011

jew juicer 

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie
I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.