infomercial 

Shity comercial that takes forever to end.

Yeah, we know. But the goddamn product. WE GET IT.

infomercial by pissed off person September 6, 2003

Net Income

Noun: The satisfaction received after making a shot in basketball

Person 1: "Woah, Mike is playing really well tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be getting a ton of net income!"

Defender: "Let me guard Mike, I'm gonna tax his net income"

Net Income by Yueshi April 14, 2010

income 

Obtainment or increase of wealth.

The Constitution of the United States of America makes reference to income, but does not define it. No law in the USC defines income.

"Income" in federal courts is treated to suggest any acquisition of Federal Reserve currency, or acquisition of any thing that can be converted to Federal Reserve currency.

Income tax is a tax imposed upon incomes.

income by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

LIG (Low Income Girl)

noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life

plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats

antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"

"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"

"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"

" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"

" Once a LIG, always a LIG"

" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"

" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"

" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"

" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"

LIG (Low Income Girl) by .R. December 15, 2009

income 

The act of coming in, as in the black man's vocabulary - a verb.

"I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife."

income by Lauren Robinson June 28, 2005

income flaps

1. A prostitutes vagina.
2. A descriptive phrase for a high maintenance woman.

"She looks like she's got 'income flaps'"

income flaps by Barry Coleman December 21, 2006

income-based medicine 

n. A style of treating patients implicitly based on their social and financial status (be it by quality or lack of insurance, etc.).

ant. outcome-based medicine, of which this term is a parody.

When I was in the ER, I didn't have proof of insurance on me, so they asked me to make a deposit of $100... as if it were income-based medicine or something!

income-based medicine by RehabbedMacAddict March 18, 2009