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Dirty Hoffman

When your fucking your girlfriend in the butt and you pull out and there is poop on your dick and you wipe it off with your pointer and middle finger and put it in your mouth like a pinch of chew.
Ken was fucking the filthy in the butt and pulled out and saw shit on his dick and realized there was no better time for a Dirty Hoffman.
Dirty Hoffman by Jonny Red June 10, 2009

Gabe Hoffman 

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
Gabe Hoffman by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011

Lisa Hoffman 

She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.
Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.

Mark hoffman 

Main Jigsaw apprentice who is a also a cop /detective who looks into the jigsaw murder cases and may have died in saw VI is very fruity for Peter strahm
Amanda:where is that fruity apprentice

John: Oh mark Hoffman is across the room

Amanda:ok
Mark hoffman by Stroffman December 21, 2021

Jimmie Hoffman 

A very hot kid with lots of class ;)
Jimmie Hoffman just walked by and I almost touched him, like omg!

Levi Hoffman 

Sexy and hot. All around the funniest and most epic guy you will ever meet. Good to hang out with a Lorenzo or Andrew
That guy is so hot. Almost like Levi Hoffman hot!
Levi Hoffman by FlameytheBoy64 February 12, 2020