When your fucking your girlfriendin the butt and you pull out and there is poop on your dick and you wipe it off with your pointer and middle finger and put it in your mouth like a pinch of chew.
Ken was fucking the filthy in the butt and pulled out and saw shit on his dick and realized there was no better time for a Dirty Hoffman.
Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awardsrunner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.
Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffmanwho is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
Main Jigsaw apprenticewho is a also a cop /detective who looks into the jigsaw murder cases and may have died in saw VI is very fruity for Peter strahm