hob knocker 

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.

Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"

hob knocker by Saverinator October 15, 2010

Hob Knocker 

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

Hob Knocker by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

Hob's Choice 

A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.

Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.

If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.

Hob's Choice by mtnmeister July 21, 2017

Hob Stain 

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.

Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.

Hob Stain by dettroy November 21, 2010

Hob Nobing 

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!

A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.

Hob Nobing by hobnobing July 16, 2013

hob knocker 

Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun

Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)

hob knocker by Gogogoman June 20, 2011

Hob-Knobber 

Some who tries to appear famous, or wants to be famous

She is such a Hob-Knobber! She will never be famous.

Hob-Knobber by Omg Lambo January 12, 2010