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Pulling a Garrison 

When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.
Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.
Pulling a Garrison by AWarnerS August 7, 2011

Ben Garrison

the brown stain that collects around the anus after many years of bowel movements
Andy goes to the anal bleacher to have his Ben Garrison removed in anticipation of anal sex after meeting a new man on grinder.
Ben Garrison by Some say the worst December 3, 2019

Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.
Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.

Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

Lord Garrison 

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students
“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

Sly Garrison

A smooth criminal. one who keepts an extrodanaraily low profile, never gets caught.
Boy 1 "yo i just showed mrs hiles homework from three weeks ago and she thought it was last nights"

Boy 2: Sly Garrison!