Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.

Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.

Gooch Features by natttaliex February 28, 2010

Green Features 

A way of designing/building structures with earth friendly practices and recycled materials;
A way of funding such structures by selling marijuana

Those buildings sure were built with green features.

Green Features by Ron Wormberner November 12, 2014

foreign features 

Cars that are from a different country other than your own country.
In the USA, foreign features can be like the Benz from Germany, or Honda from Japan.
However, the word is used primarily to describe classy foreign cars like the Beamers and Lexus

I bet Lil Wayne drives foreign features and Birdman drives a Corniche

foreign features by The Waider December 23, 2007

Bollock Features 

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

Bollock Features by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

rodent features 

a kid who look like a rat
a kid who live poor
a kid who like to rumage in bins
that of which marcus has many

hey rodent features,u poor ugly kid, get the hell outa my bin

rodent features by jimcharlton April 18, 2005

Bum features

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

Bum features by Anthony Peters October 13, 2006

Loid Features 

Someone that has the appearance of a mongoloid and is not really a mongoloid.

Guy: Hey you have really nice loid features
Girl: What's that mean?
Guy: It means your a good looker! I like your loid features

Loid Features by ctits July 20, 2009