Cead Mile Failte 

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland

Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.

Cead Mile Failte by yaboymd January 20, 2019

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

breath getting fainter 

The immediate reaction of the entire world after seeing GeorgeNotFound in TommyInnit's new vlog. He is just so beautiful and stunning. 404twt can't stop winning.

"GeorgeNotFound is after me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me." "Breath getting fainter-JAY GOGYSIMP"

breath getting fainter by Asunaiiii April 20, 2021

Baha'i Faith 

A monotheistic religion founded by the prophet Baha'u'llah during the 19th century in Persia which emphasizes the spiritual unity of mankind. Baha'u'llah means "The Glory of God," in Arabic. A follower of this religion is known as a Baha'i. Baha'i means "Follower of Glory" or "Follower of the Light." Baha'is have been persecuted in Iran because it is not an official religion in that country. Which is why their headquarters is in Israel. The official religions of Iran are Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad once stated that "When we speak of religion, we refer to 'divine' religion. In our country, we follow that law. A law that is based on the majority vote of the people."

While the Baha'i Faith promotes the unity of mankind, it condemns homosexuality. This "may" not be the case for all Baha'is however. Just like how some Christians do not oppose homosexuality. Along with believing in one God, Baha'is believe that all prejudice is destructive and must be overcome and they believe that science and religion are one. They also believe that all major religions come from God and both men and women are viewed as equals. Their holy books are primarily the Kitab-i-Aqdas and the Kitab-i-Iqan.

Baha'i Faith by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 5, 2011

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

Faith + 1 

A Christian rock band consisting of Eric Cartman (vocals), Token Black (bass guitar), and Butters Stotch (drums). Their self titled album went myrrh after becoming highly successful among christian rock fans. Popular songs from the album include "The Body of Christ", "Three Times My Savior", "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)", and "Jesus Touched Me".

Faith + 1 is the most awesome band ever!

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!

Faith + 1 by t1616 May 24, 2009

The Wipe of Faith 

The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.

Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.

"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"

The Wipe of Faith by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007