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Upstairs Duchess 

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.
My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.
Upstairs Duchess by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012
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douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.
Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
douchedick by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008
A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow

(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
ducked by gmoonit March 16, 2009

douchedar 

The keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. The sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness
The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.

Duchess Of Sussex 

A title bestowed as a gift, by Queen Elizabeth II, to her ungrateful grandson's liar wife.
To be screwed over in a displeasing way
Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.
douched by Josh Takko July 31, 2005