dogespeak 

Speaking in the manner of the doge

"such wow"
"so statement"
"much accurate"
"such annoy"
"very experience"
"much dogespeak"

dogespeak by elitedoge November 19, 2013

Dodecahedron Earth 

A fake theory about earth being shaped like a dodecahedron.
Dinosaur Earth is a better alternative

Dodecahedron Earth is gay, Dinosaur Earth is better.

Dodecahedron Earth by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Antoine Dodson 

A man who has become an internet sensation because of a widely circulated local news story about an attempted rape made upon his sister with whom he lives in a housing project. The attempted rapist apparently climbed through the sister’s window and Antoine awakened to the sound of the ensuing scuffle, and helped chase the assailant out of their home.

Me-"Hey Katherine, ever heard of Antoine Dodson?"
Her-"No who is he?"
Me- "He's a hero protecting people from rapist in Mobile, Alabama!"

Antoine Dodson by Dmaaaaaaac August 5, 2010

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.

Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011

why does urban dictionary exist 

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

why does urban dictionary exist by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

sure does 

In the south-eastern US, "sure does" is an expression that is used to agree with a statement that is commanding an action.

Ricky Jimmy - "Mountain Dew really needs to start making Code Red in pre-packaged baby bottles"
Tanya Lynn - "Sure does"

sure does by Peedee the pirate November 10, 2013

The Google, it does nothing! 

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

The Google, it does nothing! by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010