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Larry Da Vinci 

Someone who over-explains the simplest stuff.
Dave: you know what milk is right?
Philip: what? Yea I know what-
Dave: It’s that stuff that comes out of cows and...
Philip: I just said-
Dave:... You put on your cereal, well it goes in many things really. Like cakes and... other stuff.
Philip: yo. Shut the fuck up. Stop being such a Larry Da Vinci .

Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

VIČITE DA NE 

When hearing your students yell “yes” or “no” sexually excites you.
Doros: Da li me cujete? VIČITE DA NE!

Students: Da

Doros: *climax*
VIČITE DA NE by anonymous November 23, 2021

DaVinci Syndrome 

Creative people often get more ideas and visions faster than they can implement them, making them unable to complete a project before rushing off to the next
The DaVinci Syndrome is named for Leonardo DaVinci who is a prime example of this habit with starting more projects than he ever finished
DaVinci Syndrome by MNV November 16, 2009

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Leonardo Davinci 

Born 1452 in florence (april 15th).

Famous painter and inventor and scientist , he made many famous paintings including the world famous Mona lisa also known as the La Gioconda , also The last supper .

He also created plans for incredible machines that took centuries for mankind to finally achieve , like the : helicopter , submarine and steam cannons and more , unfortunately many of his inventions where not practical .

Leonardo was more a sketcher than a painter , making famous sketches of inventions he thought , many sketches of paintings he wanted to do and of course , after studying many human corpses ( as was allowed for scholars at the time .) made many drawings of human anathomy .

Over all , Leonardo Davinci was a genius well known around the world .
Leonardo Davinci was , painter ,scholar and scientist of the 15th century .
Leonardo Davinci by P.A. 037 February 8, 2010