buttering the turkey 

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

buttering the turkey by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread 

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

Buttering the bread by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Buttering the bread 

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

Buttering the bread by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019

Buttering The Vegetable 

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

Buttering The Vegetable by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable 

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

Buttering The Vegetable by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering Up 

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

Buttering Up by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

Buttering the bagel by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021