browning out 

The term Browning out refers to a friend or co-worker who consistantly says that they will do or say something then don't end up doing it at the last minute.

Adam "Browned out" of the rock concert to hang out with his bitch.

browning out by Ryan Cote May 6, 2005

Browning Off 

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Off off... Fetch my shooter... "

Browning Off by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter

Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!

Browning's Law by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015

Browning Glory 

An outgoing turd that touches the water whist still emerging,

Oh man! I thought that shit would never end, it must have been a foot long. That was a browning glory!

Browning Glory by West Queer May 16, 2022

Browning out 

When you drink so much that you lose control of your bowel movements

Michael: “Is Dennis wearing brown pants with that brown shirt?”
Justin: “Nah man, his pants were white at first but then he started browning out from all the drinks”
Michael: “Woah...”

Browning out by Twizzlerizzler September 1, 2018

Browning Your Sausage

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Browning Your Sausage

Browning Your Sausage by Fox/Mont January 25, 2010

Browning Out 

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.

I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.

Browning Out by FranMan November 13, 2013