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A well known gamer that excels at first person shooters and MMORPG's
With Birchey we will never lose
Birchey by Online gamer123 November 30, 2011
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Similar to owned. When someone else proves you wrong, slaps you in the face, beats you at something.
Did you hear about when Lizzy slapped Connor?

Yeah dude. He got bitched. It was awesome. He totally deserved that.
Bitched by Jmuffin May 5, 2009
When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.
"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."
barched by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017
When your extremely high. You won't be able to walk or talk. It takes some white widow or bomb-ass dro (the kind that smells like pine cones) to get you burched.
After that blunt of dro I was burched.
burched by Blazin'88 October 24, 2007
when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening
when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.
bitched by south side playa April 3, 2005

all bitched up 

Extremly excited-horny
Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!
all bitched up by LB May 6, 2005