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snugg-balling 

the act of wearing a snuggie and nothing but a snuggie.
When i woke up this morning my dad was snugg-balling, and i saw the entire downstairs mix up.
snugg-balling by frizz21 March 16, 2010

Matzo Balling 

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Matzo Balling by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

piano-balling 

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.
She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
piano-balling by floopdahg May 4, 2019

crystal balling 

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.
crystal balling by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

balling out of control 

Possesing monetary means that other individuals are unaccustomed to.
"Shit dog, they pop so much crys they're balling out of control."
balling out of control by Alkan March 29, 2003

bellingham 

Bellingham, WA Last major town on the west coast before hitting Canada. This place has more serial killers than black people.
Take the offramp up here in Bellingham, I need to take a leak.
bellingham by joe December 24, 2003