Ancient aliens 

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.

As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.

Ancient aliens by History channels stupid October 1, 2012

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) 

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) is a really dope gang in GTA 5. You dress up as aliens, and you clash with the green gang. The green gang is shit.

Purple gang is the GOAT! 💜💜💜

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) by Gloomy Gamer Girl May 1, 2020

Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.

Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"

Freelance Aliens by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009

ashy aliens

A NIGGA THAT IS VERY ASHY AND SKINNY BODY THAT CAN'T GET LOTION.

Alfredo is a ashy aliens and ugly asf.

ashy aliens by Treythetoaster April 23, 2018

growling aliens 

Alcohol farts

I was on the wife beater last night and now i'm really growling aliens

growling aliens by Alex, Brighton March 1, 2004

anal-dwelling aliens 

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

anal-dwelling aliens by Boersma July 1, 2005

Edible Baby Aliens 

A girl called rebecca’s boyfriend, joe, got impregnated by an alien and had triplets. rebecca then ate the alien mother to get revenge. the baby aliens were also eaten and tasted like deodorant wearing, goopy chickens with a hint of lemon and lime flavoured water.

“omg what have you been eating? your breath smells like edible baby aliens”

Edible Baby Aliens by _heatopia420blazeitdawg July 16, 2019