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Cup Final Team 

For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."

"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"

"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"

"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"

"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"

"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
Cup Final Team by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019
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the final vape

when you suck up yo homies farts then breath them all over your girl
yo im finna take the final vape tonight, bend over bro
the final vape by dontvape/eatfood December 28, 2020

The final blow 

A form of nutting where the nutter proceeds to place their testicles through the hole of a brick.
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen
I’m reaching my death, it’s time for the final blow
The final blow by Curriedurry January 30, 2022

The final fuck you 

A phrase for when someone delivers their last insult before walking away. The insult is usually masked.
"Please come to my wedding!" She said, handing her ex-boyfriend an invitation.

"And thereʻs the final fuck you."
The final fuck you by Areum Yoo March 14, 2022

AP Final 

I don't what that is. You ether do it or you don't.
"Are you doing the AP Final?"
"What?"
AP Final by thebeatboxguy111 December 16, 2022

maths final 

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.
maths final by Abd_ May 7, 2023

Win the Finals 

When one excels in the taking of his/her final test. This phenomenon usually occurs in high school or college.
Dude I totally won the finals i had last week.

Man, I really hope I win the finals this year.