British Dojo 

The act of panting your penis to look like a dragon, and then receiving oral sex while sprinkling green tea over the participant.

"Amber and I got lost in the woods, and to pass time she suggested a British Dojo. We got some berries for the paint and just crushed some leaves for the tea."

"Cool story bro."

British Dojo by Imatryhard November 2, 2011

British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

British Tank by 5th Column April 28, 2003

British stealth 

In America (or a right-hand driving country), drive on the left hand side of the road at night with your lights off speeding as fast as possible.

Matt switched to the left side of the road, turned off his lights, and asked his passenger Emily if she'd like some tea and crumpets. She was very impressed with his ability to drive British stealth.

British stealth by egone733 May 1, 2010

Britishly 

When talking about a person who isn't British but says something british; adverb.

She said out and quite very britishly.

Britishly by 1Directioner_96 October 28, 2012

British Airways 

The airline with the worst business class.

British Airways' fucking Club World business class uses an awkward 2-4-2 layout, although the aircraft is an A 380-800

British Airways by Ffuckercjl October 5, 2018

British 

People who like to drink tea all day everyday and don’t like to brush their teeth. They wear very nice clothes and speak like Oliver twist , there is also roadmen , particularly teens, they like to drink energy drinks and smoke weed. Claim that they like you then once rejected say you’re clapped, wear coats all the time and use gang gang words like peng, ting, mate, cuh, bruv and etc. (Also there are roadgirls)

British convos

Roadman 1 :yo bruv me and alisha finna link up soon

Roadman 2 : rahh say mums

Or

Posh bloke: good afternoon young chap

Young bloke: hello father it is a good one yes

British by smallwaistprettyface October 27, 2019

Mission, British Columbia

Mission, British Columbia Is a much funner and hipper place than Abbotsford, British Columbia. They have silver city, the scientifically coolest place to watch movies in the known universe!

Abbie: Abbotsford, British Columbia is way better than Mission, British Columbia!
Josh: That's plain wrong! Missions, British Columbia is the best, most fun, safe, coolest, and best place in the Fraser Valley!

Mission, British Columbia by lilnasx2 April 24, 2019