Pete is a knob, usually born in September, they rarely treat their wife/partners on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, he is a good bloke but has areas for improvement
A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.
Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.
A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns
Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Legoguy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”