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Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.
Free base jerking by McDousher February 4, 2012
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belly basher 

a person that runs and jumps into someone using their belly
run into someone and hit them with your belly
belly basher by grant norton May 13, 2005

base layer 

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks
I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.
base layer by rcp72 April 27, 2009

Base raping 

The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.
National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!

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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.

bachelor's steak 

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!

baseball pants 

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.
That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on