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whoops-a-daisy 

the act of purposely ejaculating inside of a female, despite her clear instructions for you not to do so, then pretending it was an accident.
see also Simcoe Salmon Swim
Mac - "hey man...go give that broad a whoops-a-daisy"
C'lins - "will do, good sir"
.....later that night

C'lins - "ahhhhhh, fuck that was good"
Broad - "what? did you just cum inside of me? i told you not to!"
C'lins - "ummmmm, don't worry baby, i'm drunk"
whoops-a-daisy by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006
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fucks-a-daisy 

1. A unique charity set up to solve all the world's problems in a single hour - all donations will be returned to sender with more

2. A self-help web site for pregnant teenagers

3. Exclamation used to acknowledge a mistake or accident

4. DESIRE baby DESIRE yeah yeah yeah
1. Give a fuck, support fucks-a-daisy day

2. Up the (David) duff? Wasn't intended? We can help you out love

3. Oh for fucks-a-daisy, I lost me marbles

4. Ouch
fucks-a-daisy by Betsylew April 17, 2010

crispy daisy 

when you came on a girls tits and it dries, you create a crispy daisy.
he did a big ol crispy daisy on me last night
crispy daisy by cuckereno020 October 11, 2017

Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.
*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"
Dirty Daisy by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011

bumpsy daisy 

Doing a suave turn onto the grass on the side of a road.
Joker in the Jokemobile saying: "Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy".
bumpsy daisy by J.Wild March 17, 2003

Dallop of Daisy

after squirting semen all over your partner, flinging the rest off on the front upper vaginal area, smacking it down on them like sour cream off a spoon.
"She told me not to bust in her so I gave her a Dallop of Daisy."

Queen daisy

Meaning: One with a very elegant yet, innocent personality with a defining presence wherever she goes. So much so that she is loved and admired by all ( meaning as gotten from the victorian interpretation of the "daisy flower)
"Hey, who's just walked in?"

"Yea dude, thats a Queen daisy"
Queen daisy by Lollita October 26, 2015