Jason 

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

Jason by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021

Jason 

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.

“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”

Jason by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021

jason 

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.

omg its jason

jason by t-series1094 November 24, 2021

Jason 

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

Jason by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Jason 

A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick

Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.

Jason by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021

jason 

hot sexy flexible handsome beautiful girlfriend good body shape swears sometimes fit

person 1 OMG have you seen JASON he is so hot.
person 2 so what, he already got a gf
person 1 crap!

jason by qazxcvfbftjkuk November 25, 2021

Jason 

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.

Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”

Jason by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021