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Chuck Norris Hater
Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.
Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
Chuck Norris Hater by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011
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Chuck Norris Jokes
there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris Jokes by lokuuust July 30, 2010
nurries
Usually used in the phrase "No worries, no nurries" during the exchange of similar 'rhyming' insults.
For example
Person 1 - "Cheers, big ears"
Person 2 - "Same goes, big nose"
Person 1 - "No worries, no nurries"
Person 2 - "Who cares, pubic hairs"
Person 1 - "Give a stuff, bum fluff"
Person 2 - "Give a f**k, toilet duck"
For example
Person 1 - "Cheers, big ears"
Person 2 - "Same goes, big nose"
Person 1 - "No worries, no nurries"
Person 2 - "Who cares, pubic hairs"
Person 1 - "Give a stuff, bum fluff"
Person 2 - "Give a f**k, toilet duck"
Normie
(Insult/Derogative; Increasingly ironic use)
A person whose sensibilities line up with social norms. The opposite of an "Edgelord." Originated on internet forums to refer to people who prefer established, older memes (Bad Luck Brian, Confession Bear, etc), but quickly became shorthand for anyone with any mainstream taste.
Ironic use is growing quickly, to parody people who say "Normie" sincerely. Similar to "Wake up, sheeple."
A person whose sensibilities line up with social norms. The opposite of an "Edgelord." Originated on internet forums to refer to people who prefer established, older memes (Bad Luck Brian, Confession Bear, etc), but quickly became shorthand for anyone with any mainstream taste.
Ironic use is growing quickly, to parody people who say "Normie" sincerely. Similar to "Wake up, sheeple."
1 (Sincere): "Bill doesn't even watch Rick & Morty or Regular Show. He's such a Normie."
2 (Ironic): "Normies ruin everything! Wake up, sheeple! "
2 (Ironic): "Normies ruin everything! Wake up, sheeple! "
Normie by JoeyJoeJoeShebadue May 13, 2018
Chuck Norrisin' it
A phrase used to describe when you are doing something that is a charateristic or action commonly affiliated by Chuck Norris like kicking serious ass, and/or doing a thumbs up.
"I busted in that place and I kicked that ass, I was straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."
"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."
"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
Chuck Norrisin' it by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008