Japanese rain goggles 

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

Japanese rain goggles by C. Harper November 26, 2010

Japanese Star 

n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.

Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?

Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.

Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?

Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...

Japanese Star by Meekah Sloat October 6, 2011

Japanese snow blower 

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

Japanese snow blower by Dump truck November 4, 2016

japanese eye googles 

where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes

i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though

japanese eye googles by boom234 July 12, 2011

Japanese Kiss

A kiss between two parties that requires the individual initiating the kiss to declare, "Hello Kitty!" just before their lips meet.

"I bet you a Japanese kiss that you won't put your hand on my lap again."

Japanese Kiss by Kero-Kero Keropi January 10, 2010

japanese blow job 

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

japanese blow job by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016

japanese 

getting bored with the ww2 veteran on a long haul flight? then just mention japanese, the bastards mouth will close up quicker than a nuns legs, usually followed by tears.

the japanese were called evil because of ww2, thousands of british service men who served their country sitting easy in japanese work camps cheered when the bomb dropped on hiroshima killing 200 thousand men women and children.

japanese by da origanal playa January 29, 2007