Ur Mom 

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

Ur Mom by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

ur mom 

really hot person

"Dang that persons hottttttt bro"
"That's my mom dude"
"ur moms hot"

ur mom by littleladlover February 16, 2022

ur mom 

What cringe people say

Zack: Did you like my pizza
Carl: I liked your mom

ur mom by Farmer king lol February 17, 2022

ur mom 

ur mom

ur mom.

ur mom by 7849349872315yourmom February 18, 2022

Ur mom 

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

Ur mom by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

Ur mom 

A joke that will be funny forever

Ex:hey I did your mom!

Ur mom by The coffee cup February 19, 2022

Ur mom 

A comeback that will win against any insult thrown at you.

Also a random thing to say to your friends.

Idiot: You have glasses, you're a four-eyes
You: Ur mom

Idiot: You have a double chin you look so dumb
You: So does Ur mom

Ur mom by WTFIHaveNoLife February 20, 2022