Bob the Tomato 

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

Bob the Tomato by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Yes-men and Tomato-cans 

The only people worth talking to

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”

Yes-men and Tomato-cans by Hym Iam November 7, 2022

gone off tomato 

When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.

The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.

gone off tomato by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023

Boston's tomato plants 

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

Boston's tomato plants by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

Can I have a tomato 

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

Can I have a tomato by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato 

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup 

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023