yawn pimp

A person who starts the contagious human condition called yawning. A small feeling of power ensues, much like that of a pimp, because you made other people yawn around you.

Bro 1: "I got four other people to yawn after me in Calc!"
Bro 2: "Dude, you be one major yawn pimp"

yawn pimp by Pcrosdown February 23, 2009

Yawn Tears 

That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.

Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).

Yawn Tears by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009

Yawn Stealer 

Noun- Yawns are contagious, therefore when one person yawns someone near them steals their yawn.

Dave yawned, and a second later Kerri yawned Dave yelled, "Yawn Stealer".

Yawn Stealer by kerri and dave August 31, 2005

yawn out

When your cuddling with someone, then you yawn, and after the yawn, your no longer cuddling with them.

I always have to yawn out when with Cassie, that bitch stinks!

yawn out by Joseph Block November 8, 2007

Yawn Juice

The tears the form from your eyes after and while yawning.

All that yawn juice coming from his eyes are concerning!

Yawn Juice by Rey & his merry little friends February 26, 2018

Yawn Gag

The action of almost tossing your cookies after a very successful yawn

Charlie yawn gagged after yawning with Stephanie

Yawn Gag by Barlie Chorkenhagen September 6, 2020

Yawn Rape 

Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'

Usually causes coughing in the victim

'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'

'YAWN RAPE'

Yawn Rape by Sophsterinnitg January 22, 2009