Cheesey Weezer 

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.

Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.

Cheesey Weezer by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008

weeed 

i love weed its the bomb to me when your sad it makes you happy and when your lonley it keeps you company

smoke weed everyday`

weeed by alisha bowen June 18, 2003

Weezer 

The greatest band of all time.

I love Weezer. Haters can Suck. It.

Weezer by Blue_Angel93 April 12, 2011

Weezerrific

Something that has to do with the band Weezer and is really cool.

That t-shirt is Weezerrific!

Weezerrific by Emma Demma Ding Dong November 5, 2003

Weeded 

The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.

"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"

Weeded by pussachondriac December 25, 2016

Weezer Shirt Man 

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.

Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"

Weezer Shirt Man by Emerican November 2, 2018

Weezer Effect 

The Weezer Effect refers to when Weezer comes on the radio and you always want it to be a different song. Whether they put on the Africa cover or "Say It Ain't So" you'll never be happy

Damn why are they playing Buddy Holly? I want to hear Undone right now.

Dude shut up it's just the Weezer effect

Weezer Effect by SouljaMan420 April 22, 2019